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Saturday September 8, 2007
Ok..got some funnys in my mail box..just had to share....Have a great weekend stream.....
Boudreaux Da Mortician
Hard 2 beat a Cajun 4 ingenuity!!!
A man who just died is delivered to a Louisiana mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Boudreaux the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Boudreaux a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, just have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe, the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Boudreaux, "Whatever the suit cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, Boudreaux presents her with the blank check. "Dere's no charge," he says.
"No really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says. "Honestly, ma'am," Boudreaux says, "it didn't cost me a ting. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."
"So, I just switched the heads."
That is just so wrong...LOL..but omg..it would take a darn Cajun to do that...lol lol...
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LSU Baby
An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical LSU baby boy weighing twenty five pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at twenty five pounds, but the LSU fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical LSU baby boy. Gonna be an LSU football player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!"
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical LSU baby that weighed twenty five pounds at birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious.
"What happened? He already weighed twenty five pounds the day he was born!"
The proud father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
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Praise the Lord..I never had a LSU Baby...Whew!!!!!..I think 9lbs was big enough...lol...Hope you enjoyed my funnies..and love to you all...SammyJo
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Friday September 7, 2007
Weekend has finally come...and so has the rain...man..right around 3 this afternoon..it just started to pour and pour...running in to pay a bill..well..I became like a wet cat..lol..but that is ok..cause I am feeling frisky like a one..since yesterday..I've been feeling pretty good..no particular reason..but just feeling frisky...lol...Meow...lol..
Been playing around with my music and singing and dancing my heart out...maybe..it's the weather...before the rain..the clouds grew dark..and then came the cool winds....I love when it does that...AAAAHHHH..yeap..surely I do...
Hey..lets gossip a little lol...sometimes..I hate my sixth sense and other times I just love it...lol..and lately I am lovin it...I've been seeing right through some real liars..real manipulators..lol..it is just too funny...I just wonder if they really think I am that naive or stupid...or if they really realize that I know the truth lol..either way...I just play along with them...lol....I used to feel sorry for them..but now..I just think they are pathetic...trying to pull me down into that sad sad place....but..there is a new Me..walking these grounds lately...so..they can continue with their double stories...their 2 sided ways...as for me..I'll just sit back and enjoy the amusement of it all...lol..Oh..just for the record..it's not my friends here on the stream..by no means..not at all..
Ok..finish with that..got it off my chest..lol..now for some good news..my eldest boy..the one in college..well..with his new job on campus..working in the cafeteria..well..he along with the chef and another person will be working a big fancy dinner..you know the one where the food is fixed ever so beautiful on a gorgeous plate..flowers that you can't eat..where you pay way to much..and leave starving..lol...Yea..that kind of dinner..well..he is so excited..and getting paid very well for it..that is really cool..but..I know..what is really good about it..is the exposer...the experience of it..showing what he can do..that will further him along...in his career....well at least I can hope for that..that is why he is there..I am so proud of him..when he first started college now about 2 yrs ago..he was like a caged animal that had finally been set free..and he was not really concentrating on his goals..it was more about the fun..but he finally realized...time to set them feet..and get with the program....Thank God..it only took a few semesters....lol...guess..with me..showing him that I was not going to back him up with nonsense..and that he had to start paying his own things..then he realized..hey..got to get with it...another thing he did today..was get his very first account..he was so proud and excited that he did this all on his own..not even that girlfriend was with him..he did it all by himself...Yeap..he is surely like his mom...(Me..conceited..Naa..just convinced..lol)..but seriously..I am proud of him..OOO...my lil guy is no longer lil..he is really becoming a man..my heart...so sad to loose my lil boy..but proud to set him free...free to fly..
Ok Ok..Snap out of it..SammyJo...sorry guys...can't help myself..I don't mean to boast..but..at this moment..I am very proud of him...I know..there will be lots more things to go thru and not all will be soo good....just good to know..that just maybe..he..and my other boys will have good heads on their shoulders...and have their eyes open enough to at least peak at what is coming around the corner...that is all we can all hope for..for our kids..right..
So..now I end this post..with a wonderful wish for all of you to have a Great Nite and Weekend...Love to all..and God bless...
SammyJo | | Posted by SammyJo at 8:27 PM - | |
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Tuesday September 4, 2007
So ok...For a few days there I felt just like the song says..."DIZZY"...LOL..In more ways than one lol...These sinuses have been knocking me for a loop...I've been locked here in the house most of the time..and now that the kids are back to school and routine time has started again..well..it makes my butt get up and out...I've already started working in the schools again as a sub-teacher..and of course..the school I go to is my youngest's...lol..got to keep my eyes on it...and what better way than to work there from time to time..hell..I'm keeping my eyes on it and making some money at the same time..pretty cool huh...
I've found pros and cons about the school...and one good thing is they haven't chased me out as of yet..lol..Guess that's why they have my name first on that sub list lol..figured if I'm going to be there as often as I do..might as well put me to use lol lol..but..in all truth..my lil guy seems to like it so far..and that is all that matters..
Oh yea..we had our first High School football game this past friday..and...we lost...Darn it..but that is ok..only the first game..got lots more..but..all the seniors are gone now..the ones who took us 10 and 0 last year...well time will tell..and of course we still backing them up...my 15 yr old now goes to the school..yea..I can't believe it...he's a freshman in high school...I feel so funny..one in college...one now in high school and then of course my lil one in1st grade..Well anyway back to the game...my son decided not to be in the band..which at first I was sad about..but..seeing him so excited about the other things that he is part of now..well..as I said before as long as they are ok and enjoying what they do..but..he and I are still part of the football stuff..we are part of the group that sells the goodies at the concession stand at the game..and then we make a few bucks doing it also..which he so loves...a little cash in his pocket and he earned it...Well after the game..they had a lil shin dig at the school...you know dancing and such...well..I dropped him off there and OMG..it felt so funny...I'd just gotten used of the older one..and now here I was dropping my 15 yr old here...doing all over again...but..you'd be so proud of me..I just dropped him off..no getting down and checking things out..lol..well...not in sight at least lol...always keeping my eyes on who..when..and what of things....I wouldn't be a good mother if I didn't right...
Oh must not forget..my eldest son is also back to college..and so far..so good...I don't know if I mention before..he got a job working on campus in the cafeteria..making 8bucks an hour..yeap..surely he did..and he seems to like it so far..just says his feet are killing him..lol...but..he doesn't have to drive anywhere to work at nite..and then he is off on the weekends..which means he can come home to visit..And yes..he is still dating that girl..but..lately..things are not to good..He is getting tired of her attitude...she moved back in with her dad instead of living on campus..and she wants him to always be there..which he doesn't..and she gets upset about that..he feels that she doesn't seem to be trying with his family..never wanting to come with us..so he feels it isn't fair..Maybe..just maybe..his eyes are opening...Now don't get me wrong..I wished it could be different...she is a cute lil girl..and they look so cute together..and I know he really liked her...but..that is not what makes life together..She is a miserable person...only 20 and acts like a 60 yr old..LOL..sorry..heck..even 60 yr olds have better spirits than she does...lol...Wow..can you believe it...did I just write I wish it could be different..LOL...Have I come a long way...lol..shouldn't I be saying Yippeee....well...ummm..no I will not count my chickens before they hatch lol lol..I just want my son to be happy..and of course I want to be part of that..not excluded...They say..you are marrying the person not the family....but we all know that is not true...especially families that truly love each other no matter what...and if they do happen to get married..well..then..I will not be an ugly mother-in-law..I will try..but..I will still be me..just..not in such an witchy way..lol lol..
Wow..been a while since I wrote a long blog huh..lol..so..should I talk of hubby and I...ummm...well..no arguing..but..no solutions either...In some ways I don't care anymore...yea..I miss being in love..but..there is no trust there anymore...or should I say belief in him...I was getting more joy from chatting with my friend...he makes me laugh so...I was feeling more love for him...but..no nothing going there...not my belief...but..I can't lie..if things were different...Oh well..there not..so..can't live in what ifs...
So..there ya go..another day in the life of SammyJo...no big deal to some..but..to me..it is everything...so..I bid you all a great week..and many many smiles.... | | Posted by SammyJo at 3:16 PM - | |
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Monday September 3, 2007
Today is International Disturbed People Day!!!
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hang in there, Sunshine,
you're frickin' special.
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Saturday September 1, 2007
Music has always been so important to me...and there have been a few singers who have touched my soul with just about everything they sing...well..Dolly Parton is one of those..In my late teens..early twenties...her music was so my life...it seemed no matter what I was going thru..Good..Bad..Sad..in need of...there she was with a song for the moment...that would just lift me up...I do believe God works thur this lady..at least for me...Well...here is another song..that she does so beautifully...I hope the song plays...if not..here are the words to it...
Have a great labor day weekend to all..
Love and smiles
SammyJo
Hello God
Hello, God, are you out there?
Can you hear me?
Are you listenin' any more?
Hello, God, if we're still on speakin' terms,
Can you help me like before?
I have questioned your existence,
My resistance leaves me cold.
Can you help me go the distance?
Hello, God. Hello, hello.
This old world has gone to pieces,
Can we fix it? Is there time?
Hate and violence just increases,
We're so selfish, cruel and blind.
We fight and kill each other,
In your name, defending you.
Do you love some more than others?
We're so lost and confused.
Hello, God, are you out there?
Can you hear us?
Are you listenin' any more?
Hello, God, if we're still on speakin' terms,
Can you help us like before?.
Oh, the free will you have given,
We have made a mockery of.
This is no way to be livin'.
We're in great need of your love.
Hello, God.
(Hello, hello.)
Hello, God, can you grant us,
Love enough to make amends?
(Hello, God.)
Is there still a chance,
That we could start again?
Hello, God, we've learned our lesson.
Dear God, don't let us go.
(Hello, Hello.)
More than ever,
Hello, God. Hello, hello.
Hello, God, we really need you,
We can't make it without you.
(Hello, God.)
We beseech you,
In the name of all that's true.
Hello God, please forgive us,
For we know not what we do.
Hello, God, give us one more chance,
To prove ourselves to you.
Hello, God, (Hello, God.)
Hello, God.
Hello God
Sung by Dolly Parton
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